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23

May

Nothing like advertising beer in a children/family movie. But you have to admit a drunk alien and kid are a fucking hilarious combination. Thank you, Mr. Spielberg!

Nothing like advertising beer in a children/family movie. But you have to admit a drunk alien and kid are a fucking hilarious combination. Thank you, Mr. Spielberg!

You are cutting out the Shredded Wheat cereal box in the scene, you heartless fucks! Who cares if that 80’s cholo with a bat is being mean to the senior citizens.

You are cutting out the Shredded Wheat cereal box in the scene, you heartless fucks! Who cares if that 80’s cholo with a bat is being mean to the senior citizens.

05

Apr

On Hiatus

Not sure for how long.

Thanks Sponsorshitsters.

-Sponsorshit Chief

27

Nov

Little bit of a tip. If you are going into a battle or war….do not wear a MTV shirt! For it will act like a target bullseye for an alien dreadlock dogfaced game hunter. You ugly motherfucker.

Little bit of a tip. If you are going into a battle or war….do not wear a MTV shirt! For it will act like a target bullseye for an alien dreadlock dogfaced game hunter. You ugly motherfucker.

23

Sep

Anonymous asked: Are you still working/

If it’s safe….is it safe?

20

May

Soda Mountain.

Soda Mountain.

Coke runnin’ wild brother.

Coke runnin’ wild brother.

18

May

Apple domination WEDNESDAY! Part 11: Hot girls own one.

Apple domination WEDNESDAY! Part 11: Hot girls own one.

Apple domination WEDNESDAY! Part 10: To showoff who the asshole is in the meeting at work.

Apple domination WEDNESDAY! Part 10: To showoff who the asshole is in the meeting at work.

Apple domination WEDNESDAY! Part 9: MULTITASKING bitch!

Apple domination WEDNESDAY! Part 9: MULTITASKING bitch!